FADE IN:
INT. OFFICE BUILDING, FRONT ROOM - DAY
It is a small office, with only three employees. There is a
Mud Room in the back, followed by a Conference Room, and a Bathroom off that.
Then comes a Hall, off that the Boss's Office, and then a Front Room with two
desks, a waiting area and a table with some refreshments on it. The front of
the room has two big windows on either side of the door for advertisements and
such.
The two desks in the front room are facing the front door
that leads out onto Main Street and have high fronts on them. They are big
desks, filled of course with fax machines and printers and papers and such, one
desk on each side of the room.
As the titles roll, the camera follows URSULA, one of the
secretaries, from her desk in the Front Room, into the Boss's Office, where she
places several papers on his desk, and continues on to the Conference Room
towards the back of the office.
She sits down and starts to file papers at the tables in the
middle of the room, which are strewn with random files and folders. The sound
of a STOPPING CAR is heard outside.
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INT. MUD ROOM - SAME
HARRISON BUTTS, the boss, walks in the back door eating a sandwich from McDonald's. He is overweight, rather uncouth and sloppy. He walks in and begins to take off his coat.
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INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - SAME
The toilet is heard FLUSHING and the FAUCET RUNNING from the bathroom off of the Conference Room as Ursula works. The bathroom door starts to open
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INT. MUD ROOM - SAME
In the Mud Room, Harrison, thinking no one is in the Conference Room, BURPS unrestrainedly.
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INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - SAME
As he does so JARRED, one of the employees, steps out of the Bathroom just in time to hear the burp.
JARRED
(To Ursula)
Was that you?
URSULA
(Very defensive)
No, that was not me.
(Speaking of the boss and pointing to the Mud Room)
He's in there.
Ursula roles her eyes at Jarred as she goes back to her work.
JARRED
Oh.
HARRISON
(From the Mud Room)
Jarred?
JARRED
Yeah?
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INT. MUD ROOM - SAME
Harrison is finishing his sandwich while looking at some magazines.
HARRISON
(Mouth full of food, speaking to Jarred in the next
room)
Are you done filing those papers I gave you?
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INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - SAME
Jarred is still standing just outside the bathroom.
JARRED
Uh, no.
HARRISON
(From the Mud Room)
Why not Jarred?
JARRED
You left them on my desk just this morning.
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INT. MUD ROOM - SAME
HARRISON
(Chomping loudly on the last bite of his sandwich)
Well you could have told me that. Don't do anything more after you've finished those. I want to check your work.
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INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - SAME
JARRED
Okay.
INT. OFFICE FRONT ROOM - DAY
It is the next day. The NOISY SOUNDS of an exciting game of PINBALL are heard.
Jarred is sitting at his desk. It is completely organized. Nothing is on it except normal office tools, i.e. stapler, hole-puncher, etc. He is playing Pinball when he hears a BEEP and gets a text-message from Harrison. He pauses his game and reads it.
HARRISON
(texted)
"What are you doing, Jarred?"
JARRED
(texted back)
"filing the papers you gave me"
Unknown to Jarred, Harrison is standing directly behind him.
Harrison types on his cell phone again.
HARRISON
(texted)
"your fired."
JARRED
(texted back, remaining unamused and unsurprised)
"y"
HARRISON
(Speaking)
Jarred...
Jarred is startled in his chair.
HARRISON
(Continuing)
I won't have you lying to me, Jarred. Now go.
Harrison walks back to his office, slamming the door behind
him, leaving Jarred disappointed and slouched in his chair. Jarred closes the
Pinball game and sits for a minute.
SCOTT REYNOLDS walks in with a bright smile on his face and SLURPING a large Starbucks Coffee. Under his left armpit he holds a news paper. His smile fades into a concerned frown as he sees Jarred and asks what's wrong.
SCOTT
Morning Jarred, what's wrong?
Jarred simply glances behind him to his boss's office. Scott returns the glance with an understanding look.
SCOTT
I see. Well, can I schedule an appointment?
JARRED
I'm afraid not. I'm actually fired.
SCOTT
Oh, I see. Tomorrow you think?
JARRED
(Thoughtfully)
Yeah, I'll prolly be hired again by then. Oh how's your
packing coming?
The conversation livens quickly from here on, like old friends meeting again. Jarred begins to slouch in his chair, relaxing, and happy to be with a friend.
SCOTT
(Now very excited)
Oh yeah! It's great! Bought a brand new fly rod too!
JARRED
Oh yeah?
SCOTT
Yup, Sage ZXL Series...real sharp looking, can't wait to try it out!
JARRED
Wonderful! When are you leaving?
SCOTT
This Friday, soon as I get out of work we're off!
(Selecting a chocolate from a dish on Jarred's desk)
That's why I wanted to schedule an appointment...get some
thing cleared up before we leave.
Scott happens to glance toward the windows at the front of the office and sees Ursula crossing the street in front of the office.
SCOTT
(Continuing)
And I better be getting off. Urse is coming.
JARRED
(Straightening up in his chair, exasperated)
Oh boy!
SCOTT
(Heading for the door)
I'll see ya tomorrow, Jarred!
JARRED
Yup, see ya then!
As Scott leaves, Ursula meets him at the door without greeting. She walks over to her desk and sees Jarred in his now depressed state as he remembers his troubles.
URSULA
(Amused, obviously not compassionate, teasing, but not
in a friendly way.)
Fired?
JARRED
(Somewhat grudgingly)
How did you know?
URSULA
(Proudly, showing off)
Harrison called me.
(Giving a concerned glance at Harrison's Office)
Has he come back out yet?
Jarred nods "no". Immediately after this dialog Harrison
enters from his office. He walks to Jarred's desk, carelessly tossing some
files on the desk
before him. He gives Jarred an unnerving glance and walks back to his
office.
HARRISON
(As he is returning to his office, flirtingly)
Morning Urse.
Ursula stars to blush as Harrison returns to his office, leaving Jarred at his desk.
JARRED
(Very annoyed)
Dang it.
INT. OFFICE FRONT ROOM - DAY
Jarred crosses the street in front of the office, unlocks the
office door and walks in. He is holding a soda and SLURPING the last drops from
it. He walks to his desk and sees he there is a phone message. He plays it.
PHONE
Hi, this is Mark Xolech, um just wondering...ah, Harrison
said
he was going to call me back about something last week and I never got the
call. So if you would, please have him call me. Thanks.
Jarred sits down
and finds a paper with a sloppy note scribbled on it on his desk. It reads:
"Jarred, ME AND URSE went
out to lunch. We'll be out for the rest of the day. I assidentaly
spilled some files in my ofice. Cleen them up after you get off at 5. Don't
leave till they're done."
Jarred walks slowly to Harrison's office, dreading what the situation might be. As he opens the door he finds a mass of files strewn on the floor, contents pilled carelessly about. He stares in utter disbelief, then steps over some files and sits depressed in Harrison's chair.
INT. OFFICE FRONT ROOM - DAY
Ursula is sitting at her desk blushing. Harrison is sweet talking her. They are both chuckling.
HARRISON
How about this weekend?
URSULA
I thought you had work.
HARRISON
Oh, we can let Jarred to that.
They both chuckle as Harrison caresses Ursula's cheek. Jarred comes in the front door. He is obviously very tired and carries an extremely large thermos of coffee and a tall mug with a lid on it. He walks into the office. When Jarred enters, Harrison's attention is turned from Ursula to him.
HARRISON
(Scorningly)
You're late Jarred.
Jarred does not respond. He sits down at his desk and pours a cup of coffee. Harrison walks to his office. Jarred sips his coffee savoringly. Ursula looks on in disgust, then gets up and goes to the back room. A minute later Scott enters from the front door.
SCOTT
Hey Jarred! Came to schedule that appointment.
JARRED
(Cheering up some and looking at a schedule)
Hey Scott! Oh yeah, um, how about tomorrow around nine?
SCOTT
Sounds good. Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to come with us on the fishing trip?
JARRED
Hm...This weekend you said?
SCOTT
Yeah, we're leaving tomorrow evening. I mean, you can use my old rod, we'll just be camping out in the pop-up, eating fish, hanging out.
JARRED
(Looks at the schedule again)
Well, it looks like I won't be able to make it, Harry's got some projects lined up for this weekend.
SCOTT
You know you don't have to work on the weekends Jarred.
JARRED
Oh yes I do! If I want to keep my job!
SCOTT
You know Jarred, if your really not happy here you should
find a different job. How important is any salary, no matter how big, if
your not happy?
JARRED
It's not that bad...just Harrison really gets on my nerves sometimes. Did I tell you about yesterday?
SCOTT
No, I don't think so.
JARRED
Well he "accidentally" spilled some files in his office and had me clean them up, right? It took six hours. I was here till eleven.
SCOTT
Oh my gosh!
(Desperately trying to convince Jarred)
And was it worth it, Jarred?
JARRED
(Sighs, giving up)
You know, I don't know.
Behind Jarred's desk is a window that looks into Harrison's Office. The window has shutters which are usually closed. As Jarred speaks he hears the SHUTTERS MOVE behind him. He turns in his chair to see Harrison suspiciously peering out between two shutters.
JARRED
(Continuing)
I'll get back to you about this weekend, Scott. You'd better go now though.
SCOTT
(encouragingly)
Okay Jarred! You should really come, but
I'll talk to you later!
Scott leaves. Jarred sits at his desk for a moment, then looks behind him. Harrison quickly moves away from the shutters and comes out of his office a moment later.
HARRISON
What did Scott want? Jarred doesn't look at Harrison who is trying to stare him down.
JARRED
He scheduled an appointment.
HARRISON
When?
JARRED
(Still not looking at Harrison)
Tomorrow morning.
HARRISON
Where's Ursula?
Jarred nods his head towards the back room.
Harrison stands for a minute trying to think of something to say to Jarred,
either a job or a reprimand, but can't think of anything. He starts to
walk away when Jarred stops him.
JARRED
Mark Xolech called. He wants you to call him back.
Harrison makes an uncaring grunt, then leaves.
INT. OFFICE FRONT ROOM - DAY
Jarred is sitting at his desk working. Harrison enters from his office and walks to Jarred's desk. He plops an envelope on it, then leaves. Jarred looks tiredly at the envelope and then sees that it is his pay check. He opens and studies it. He sees that it says he worked three hours overtime to re-file Harrison's spilled files, when in fact, he had worked six. Jarred, shocked, gets up and walks to Harrison's Office. He opens the door and realizes Harrison is on the phone. He enters quietly. Harrison is in his chair facing away from the door so he does not see Jarred enter. He is talking to a FLORIST.
HARRISON
Yes, twelve roses, and on the note have it say "To my dear Angela, thanks for you know what."
FLORIST
(Gasps)
Sir, are you sure you want to say that?
HARRISON
(Scolding)
Please don't argue with me.
FLORIST
(Still shocked)
Where would you like them delivered sir?
HARRISON
Just bring them down to my office right away.
FLORIST
Okay, thank you sir.
Harrison hangs up. Jarred stands just inside the door. Harrison, sits for a moment, the senses someone is there and turns around.
HARRISON
(Shocked)
Jarred!
(Knowing that Jarred heard his phone
call and pretending it was nothing)
What seems to be the trouble?
JARRED
(Still very upset with Harrison about the pay check)
Was it an accident?
HARRISON
(Covering up)
Was what an accident Jarred?
JARRED
On my pay check you said I worked three hours over time.
HARRISON
Yes, so, what's the problem?
JARRED
You know I worked more than that.
Ursula appears at the open door leading into Harrison's Office with some files.
URSULA
(Starting to talk)
Harrison, will you...
(She sees
Jarred and realizes there's a situation. Trying to act important)
What's the problem here?
HARRISON
Nothing I can't take care of Urse!
(To Jarred now, faking confusion)
Now Jarred, I thought we had said you couldn't work more than three hours over time.
JARRED
Yes, but then you told me to work until the files were
cleaned up and I expected you to pay me for the time I put in.
As Jarred says this Harrison gets up and walks past him and Ursula to the refreshments table in the front room for coffee trying to avoid the situation. Jarred follows, followed by Ursula.
JARRED
So?
HARRISON
Yes, of course Jarred!
JARRED
Okay, I'll be expecting a check then.
HARRISON
I already have!
JARRED
(Getting more upset with Harrison)
If your not going to pay me for the time I work, then I might as well leave!
HARRISON
Jarred, I am! You worked three hours and I paid you for three hours! I don't understand your problem Jarred!
JARRED
No, I worked six hours, and you only paid me for three.
Ursula cross to her desk and sits down looking disturbed and annoyed.
HARRISON
Yes, but Jarred, the contract said that you would only work three hours overtime. Now Jarred, you agreed to that!
JARRED
I've already said what I'm going to do. If your not going to pay me for all of my overtime, I'm going to have to leave.
URSULA
(Very aggressive)
No, Jarred...yah, you agreed.
HARRISON
(Somewhat overtop of Ursula)
Yes, Jarred, but, I did pay you.
JARRED
No! Can't you understand this? I worked 6 hours...
HARRISON
(Butting in. Now acting confused, and
sympathetic to Jarred, as if he were a
little kid trying unsuccessfully to communicate something)
Is this about Pin Ball? Are you upset that I made you stop playing Pin Ball?
JARRED
(Obviously extremely annoyed by now)
No, this is not
about Pin Ball!
Harrison is now unable to hold in his anger against Jarred for playing Pin Ball and is also trying to keep the conversation off-topic.
HARRISON
You know, I never said you could play Pin Ball!
As Jarred and Harrison argue about Pin Ball a FLORIST walks in with a bunch of roses in her hand. The door DINGS. She stands for a moment waiting for Harrison to see her. Harrison makes no sign that he knows she's there.
JARRED
(Defending himself, outraged at Harrison's off-topic
unreasonableness)
Oh my gosh! I had been sitting there for half an hour not doing a thing!
HARRISON
But Jarred, that's no excuse! What I tell you to do is
what you do and only what you do!
Seeing that Harrison is talking and is not paying any attention to her, the Florist hands the flowers to Ursula. Ursula, just seeing the Florist, looks at the flowers and brightens thinking they're from Harrison to her.
Ursula takes the flowers cooing over them fondly.
FLORIST
(whispering, trying not to disturb the argument going
on)
That's forty dollars.
Ursula motions to her to wait a minute and scampers to Harrison's office. There she takes forty dollars out of Harrison's wallet and trots back to the Florist. She gives it to her and waves at her, eager for her to leave.
The Florist leaves.
Ursula reads the note and is aghast.
JARRED
(Regaining his focus and bringing the conversation
back to topic)
Ok, no, I'm not talking about Pin Ball!
(Somewhat confused by their fake idiocy, but very clearly as his anger rises)
Now if you don't pay me
for the whole six hours I worked overtime, I'm going to quit.
As Jarred says this, Ursula gets up and walks out the front door, indescribably mad, tears pouring from her eyes, hatred building in her heart. Harrison does not notice. Up to this point Harrison has known what Jarred wants, but has been pretending he didn't, not wanting to have to pay Jarred for all the time he worked. After Jarred's last line, knowing that he can't avoid the situation any longer, he acts as if the light has shown and he just figured out what Jarred wants.
HARRISON
Oh! Now you didn't say that! That's a different matter!
JARRED
Okay, so now are you going to pay me for the whole six hours?
HARRISON
(As his unwillingness to pay Jarred returns)
What did you hear me just say Jarred? I said that I paid you for your overtime already. No I'm not going to pay you more!
Jarred calms some, realizing that he's sure he's going to
quit now.
JARRED
(Relaxing some)
Ok, then, that's fine...
HARRISON
(Butting in again and turning towards his office)
Now come to my office. I have
things for you to file.
Jarred turns and leaves.
HARRISON
(Hollering after him)
Jarred! Jarred! Where are you
going? I told you to come to my office! Damn it!
Jarred does not respond, but simply walks out the door, going
down the
street to the right. Harrison begins to go back to his office. Scott enters the
office from the street coming from the left. Like usual he has a bright smile
on his face, a coffee in one hand and a newspaper in the other. As he enters he
sees Harrison and his smile fades. Then not
letting it get to him he brightens again.
SCOTT
Morning Harrison! Jarred around?
Harrison turns.
HARRISON
(Boiling mad, through his teeth)
Jarred has quit. He left this morning.
SCOTT
(Shocked)
Jarred's quit?
HARRISON
(Not realizing Scott's concern for Jarred)
Now if you'll come to my office we can have our appointment.
SCOTT
Wait, when did he leave?
HARRISON
(Still very annoyed at Jarred, scowling)
I don't know! Do I care?
SCOTT
(Turning towards the door)
I don't know but I sure do!
HARRISON
(Confused)
Where are you going Scott? Scott!
SCOTT
(As he walks out the door)
To find Jarred!
HARRISON
(Hurrying after Scott and hollering out the door)
Well what about our appointment?
SCOTT
Not now Harry!
Scott runs down the street to the right. Harrison, frustrated, turns and starts to go back to his office.
HARRISON
I hate it when he calls me that!
Harrison stops and sits down at Jarred's old desk, extremely angry. He sits for a while, thinking, angry at Jarred and Scott, mumbling under his breath.
HARRISON
(Mumbling)
Jarred! Gosh...
(Mumbling becomes
incoherent for a few seconds)
Flowers...
(Remembering his flowers)
Flowers!
Ursula! Damn it!
Harrison gets up and runs out the door.
EXT. LAKE - MORNING
Jarred, Scott, and Scott's Friend TONY are out fishing
standing in a boat. A camp is set up
behind them; A pop-up camper, a fire, a small folding table...etc... They are
talking loudly to each other and having the times of their lives. Beer
cans litter the bottom of the boat.
TONY
Hey Scott! Pass me that cooler!
SCOTT
Yeah it's just about time to get some food out!
Scott and Tony sit down and pull some sandwiches out of a cooler
JARRED
Hey Scott!
SCOTT
Yeah?
Scott looks at Jarred and sees what he wants. Scott and Jarred swap fly rods and then go back to fishing and eating, hollering and whooping.
FADE OUT:
THE END